Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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