I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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