Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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