We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I party with great urgency now.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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