I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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