I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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