How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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