i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Every concussion has its silver lining
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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