oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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