so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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