How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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