Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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