Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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