Its about making memories worth repressing
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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