we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
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