I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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