I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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