So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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