so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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