You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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