where does the pee come out of this thing
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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