I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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