First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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