I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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