She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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