i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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