new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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