just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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