I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
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