I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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