If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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