Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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