Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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