I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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