I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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