Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
