i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
i out mim tonsoeep
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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