Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
