yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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