its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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