Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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