That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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