You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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