I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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