If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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