Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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