doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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