he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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