My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
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