Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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