I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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